This is what I'll tell my ex-boyfriend the next time I see him because it'll be the only thing I have to say.
Moonpies were invented by an unknown traveling salesman. I learned that on the discovery channel.
People look at different things on the internet than I do. Some people like youporn, some people like pornhub.
I saw an inappropriate drawing of a beaver once. I will remember it forever.
Breaking ice into little pieces and throwing it into the air is not as good as snow. Not even if you have several people do it as fast as they can.
Apparently "moon cricket" is a racial slur for black people. I do not know many racial slurs. A boy called me "cracker" when I was in first grade.
I like to eat the inside of my gums. Or to bite pieces off and look at them.
I squished a piece of wood out of someone's arm once.
I unbend paperclips and then suck on them.
I have never dreamt of having sex with my mother.
I am not really sure what is important.
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