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So, it's company Christmas party time tomorrow and I am going to throw all the Weight Watchers shit out the window and drink like? well? uh, someone who drinks a shitload and then says inappropriate stuff to his boss(es).
Last year at the beginning of the party I got drunk, told everyone how fucking cool I was and that I was going to "get all fucked up and win that Gun they're giving away". Well, true to my word I got very drunk and indeed won the drawing giving me a Glock G23 .40 Caliber pistol. (msrp $650.00).
This year I think I'm gonna win the shotgun. I don't have one of those, and I have always thought they were cool. Honestly, have you ever seen what that will do to a bunny rabbit at about thirty feet? Think "Pulp Fiction" (the scene that Vincent accidentally shoots Marvin in the face and makes a hell of a mess in the car).
Weigh in: 12/09/08 ? 290.1 Lbs.
-adam
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