Hell, I have been a fat-ass for the better part of the last twenty years.
A couple of nights ago, my wife was searching for some thing or another and came across the pictures of our wedding. Jesus-jumped-up-Christ I was fat. I mean really fat, like Orca fat.
Measuring in at a whopping five feet nine inches, my record weight was a few clicks north of the four-hundred twenty pound mark. That's right. Over four hundred.
Over the course of the last few years I have lost about one fifth of my ass. I am down about a buck thirty. I am still a fat-ass. Just not quite as gross.
I am really very lucky to not have Type II Diabetes. Yet. I have however, started to experience some of the problems one runs into being a disgusting slob.
I have severe acid reflux caused by a Hiatal Hernia. My back always hurts, and I am pretty sure that my right knee is about to be fucked in half.
Up until recently I've kinda been on a plateau. I am having a pretty hard time getting rid of the last hundred pounds. I go to the gym regularly and quit smoking almost a year ago. Hell, I even eat Kashi cereal.
So? I swallowed my pride (I am actually quite good at swallowing stuff) and decided to utilize the wellness program that my company offers and joined Weight Watchers.
Ugh.
Stay tuned as I am sure I will have some stuff to say about this whole ordeal as I am the only guy in a room full of fat women.
I think I will also be keeping record of my journey so you people can take enjoyment knowing that at least you are better looking than me.
For now.
12-05-08 Weigh in: 292.8 LBS.
-adam
rating: 6
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