"I love you so much, I want to tear down the stars from the heavens and sprinkle them over your body in a shower of light, one that illuminates your perfect beauty."
"I love you so much, I want to round up all the poets in the world and force them to teach me how to write the perfect sonnet explaining my undying devotion to you."
"I love you so much, I would slaughter all those poets because there are no words in the English language perfect enough to describe how much I adore you with all my heart."
"I love you so much, I would burn all the books in the world so that no one would ever be able to write anything about love that could try and equal what I feel for you."
"I love you so much, I would slaughter all the people in the world one by one so that we could create a perfect race based entirely on the undying affection I have for you."
"I love you so much, I would set off all the nuclear bombs in the world so that the planet would become a wasteland and the dead earth would be a testament to our infinite embrace."
"I love you so much, I would fight my way through Hell and kill God just so my love for you would be the most perfect thing in all of reality."
"I, eh... hmmm..."
"Yeah, I got nothin'. Sorry."
"It's cool. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure."
rating: 2
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