part exchange considered,
one lonely heart
(Sgt Peppers not included)
full working order
some minor damage but considering it's age
it's good value.
Runs at 75 beats per minute
more if you are near
none at all when you are gone.
Complete with -
Spacious Pulmonary Trunk,
well built Papillary Muscles,
Superior Vena Cava,
some valves in need of attention (slight)
but great little Orifices of Coronary Arteries.
It's a bit of a one trick pony
it can't juggle
doesn't know any jokes
and is a bit clogged in places
with bacon fat and bitterness
but it pumps out love
2 tonnes to the gallon
churns out the creamiest of cheese
and can make you warm and fuzzy
with a single flutter.
Full service history included,
some owners more careful than others,
but still trusting and faithful
sometimes needy
but constant and blind.
Yours for a pair of green eyes
and a wonky smile
three thousand miles -
it travels well
just don't store it too long
because it may start to go off
and start to smell.
So any takers?
If you give me yours
worn and weary
I promise to keep it safe
cross my heart and hope to die
stick a needle in my glass eye
and all that bobbins.
Straight swap, no questions asked,
my final offer,
only don't hang about
it grows ever impatient
to be wanted and adored.
Pound for pound
worth every penny
and it comes gift wrapped
at no extra charge.
Just say yes. O.N.O.
rating: 10
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