Seriously, I am so glad to be back to having nothing good to say. Over the last year, I have had more shit go on in my life that I was sure would make a fantastic post. And yet, I have a completely blank page in front of me.
So without further ado, check out my Nuts?hells.
Chuck E. Cheese, where a dad can see some tits.
I recently had the good fortune to take my six year old daughter to Chuck E Cheese's. My wife and I decided to give her the option of what she wanted to do for her birthday this year. The two options we presented her with were standard birthday party bullshit or an awesome weekend filled with Build-a-bear and Chuck E Cheese. She of course decided to go with the latter.
Now, I am not sure if it is because they long for adult contact or if there is some deeper meaning, but young mothers at Chuck E. Cheese dress pretty goddamn slutty. I saw more overt cleavage and ridiculously short skirts (in November) than I would have ever thought possible at a kids restaurant. Honestly, it was kind of unsettling to see strip club amounts of skin with little kids all over the place.
Needless to say, we will be going back for the next kid's birthday in May.
Goddamnit Man! I can't afford $1.89 a gallon?!?
Hell hath no fury like an Oil Exec's scorn for fifty dollar crude.
I work for an Oil company. Not Exxon big, but pretty big. I make a lot of money. I do quite well for my family. I work a shit-load of overtime and have grown quite used to the paychecks that are a result of that overtime.
Well, that shit is coming to a screeching halt.
I have a pretty secure job, at least relatively secure. I work in a secondary recovery program that basically saves the company a buttload of money and increases Oil production. But as the price of crude comes down, the proverbial belt gets tightened. Costs are being cut drastically and expenses are being reigned in dramatically. Honestly, its kinda scary how fast the changes are taking place.
I may be forced to go Clark W. Griswald on some Vegas shit if things get any worse.
That's all I've got for tonight. Gotta go help make dinner for the wife and kids.
-adam
rating: 5
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