Well I care. It was the first major league game I've been able to watch in it's entirety since the start of the season. And it was glorious.
The first game in Major League history to have two home run-replay reviews became the first game of the year with four Tigers home runs. In a game that saw a rain delay of more than two hours and was called in the seventh inning, the Tigers got two homers from Marcus Thames and shots from Miguel Cabrera and Curtis Granderson. Cabrera's homer was originally ruled in play, as it bounced from outside the park back into the outfield, but became the first call in Comerica Park history overturned by replay.
Not since the final weekend of last season had the Tigers hit that many homers. And even though Detroit has hit well this year, it hasn't posted those dramatic power displays.
Wanna know why?
Because the Detroit Tigers fucking rule! That's why!
The plays came just in time to, as the Milwaukee Brewers started the game with a 3 run advantage in the opening inning. As the game was delayed in the 7th inning, and eventually called due to rain, the Tigers had overpowered the Brewers 10-4.
Detroit's manager and prophet of all things bad-ass, Jim Leyland, had this to say:
"Goddamn Brewers. What a bunch of fags. They think they can overtake the mighty awesomeness that is the Tigers club, but they were wrong. I bet they're all crying like a bunch of whiny queers right now."
Detroit now leads the AL-Central Division with a PCT of .537.
In other MLB news, the entire 40-man roster of the New York Yankees robbed a sperm bank because they're cum-guzzling faggots.
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