That's right
You're not
Everything you have ever done has already been done
Probably done much better to
You have a kid
You have a nice car
You have a good job with competitive benefits
You have a 401(k) that your employer matches 10% of every contribution
You have a degree
A lot of people have those
You are a lawyer, a doctor, an executive, a veteran
So are millions of other people
You write poetry and play guitar
So does the guy living in the apartment below me
You backpacked through Europe
I can think of 32 people off the top of my head that did that
You speak Arabic
So does the entire Middle East
You have a black belt in Tai Kwon Do
10 year olds have black belts in Tai Kwon Do
You wrote a book
Hitler wrote a book
You are a celebrity
The movie sucked
You are a philanthropist
Major tax write-off
You are extremely proud of all your accomplishments
The rest of the world doesn't give a shit
You have never starved
You have never gone 6 months without running water
You have never shot somebody
You have never seen the sun rise over the oldest city in the world
You have never run into a burning building
You have never ate cow testicles
You have never built a car
You have never participated in a riot
You have never been knighted
You have never pirated a cargo ship to feed your family
You have never composed a symphony
You are not impressive
You are mediocre
I know you think you're special
I'm just telling you that you're not
But if it makes you feel any better
I'm not very special either
rating: 6
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